Aliens Baffled Why Some Humans Wear Matching Costumes and Stop Moving at 0800 Everyday

An alien reconnaissance unit was extremely confused after observing one group of humans wake up before sunrise, scrape hair off their faces, dress up in matching costumes, and appear to stand still with one hand raised to their foreheads everyday at 0800.

“What the fuck do you think these humans are doing, Larry?” Sam, an alien, said to his buddy, Larry, also an alien.

At press time, the aliens also observed some similarly bizarre behavior when the sun went down. After changing costumes, many humans were seen consuming what appeared to be a type of potion that made these same people cry and fall asleep in the open.