Kids’ Table at Christmas Converted to Tik Tok Studio

Look at these kids with their $1,400 phones and 14,000 followers eating Dino Nuggets with organic ketchup - holy shit. Remember your kids’ table? You got the same food as the adults but just less.

“Well, Aiden’s Tik Tok makes more money than her mom’s essential oil business, and we had to pay off her older brother’s college debt and her sister’s gender reassignment surgery,” your Uncle Jerry said while adjusting the lighting for the kids’ table while his thirteen-year-old daughter danced to a video a 47-year-old man was going to watch.

At press time, all your baby cousins had loss the ability to properly absorb serotonin.