Johnny Depp to Star in SWOs of the Caribbean Sequel

In his first major the motion picture since the bitch Amber Heard tried to ruin his life, the “Charlie and the Chocolate Factory” star is set to return to the film set.

“My dear I’ve never had to get so in character for a roll before, but being a JO has been the challenge of my career,” Depp said. “I had to read ‘Moored as Before’ to get a feel for the lifestyle and spent 69 hours at Fleet and Family Services, which is just all JOs by the way.”

At press time, Johnny Depp was waiting outside the wardroom for the XO to show up to his OOD board. The XO never did.