TAO Sets Condition II Simp When Mildly Attractive Female Stands CICWO U/I

Might as well call it what it is. The other male JOs never spend this much time in combat when the dopey looking OCS-cuck who eats his own nose hair stands combat watch. Mysteriously, all the Second Tours come down to combat when the mildly attractive girl from UCLA is standing her combat watch. Setting Condition II Simp was just TAO giving the other JOs the heads up so they could expeditiously get to CIC.

“Oh, is that your PQS, let me sign that for you!” TRAINO said, as he signed off two dozen line items immediately. He even dated it for her. “I know you know how to do this anyway, so I feel good about giving you this signature.”

At press time, the ugly male unqualified LTJG was seen begging for signatures from literally anyone and was of course being ignored. He was later berated by those same people for not being qualified.