Flight Student Has No Clue He’s Going to be a SWO in 18 Months

Ensign Andeez Nutz just checked into NASC at NAS Pensacola and is pretty stoked about four months of phone mustering and binge drinking. He’s smiling all the way home and even bought Bumble Premium because he thinks his ugly green flight suit is going to get him laid. Little does he know he’s going to fail advanced phase in 18 months.

“Yeah, this little fucker actually thinks he’s going to be a pilot,” LT Gitfocked, NAS PAO (also a fallen angel) said in a statement. “The best part is we’re going to drag him through primary even though we know he’s going to fail.”

At press time, ENS Nutz was seen on his way to Seville Quarter, something he won’t be doing this time in 2024.