SWO Retention Soars After DHRB Replaced with Golden Retriever Puppy

Written By The Piggieback

After SWOs all over America realized that their bonus was only $69,000 after taxes over seven years, PERS was looking for a new way to retain SWOs.

Holy shit, PERS is offering golden retriever puppies to anyone who signs for DHRB! The puppies are tax free and provide much more happiness than money ever could.

At press time, SWOs were happier with their puppies then they were when the Fletcher-class destroyers were still around.

The Piggieback
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