Satan Signs for DHRB

After Satan caught Lilith cheating on him with Bathin, he really had no choice but to sign for DHRB. Oh, poor Satan. What did he actually think was going to happen? He would live a long happy life with his BDOC romance?

“Through me you go into a city of weeping; through me you go into eternal pain; through me you go amongst the lost people.” - Satan in Dante’s Inferno

At press time, it seemed like Satan was just trying to get to a Padres Game from the south side of the stadium.