PLA Navy Adopts Notre Dame’s Offensive Strategy Against US Navy

After Dragon Eye was a complete failure (check Wikipedia) and Notre Dame beat Navy 69-3 (that’s the real score), Xi is looking for a legitimate offensive strategy to counter the Navy, and the MSS just kidnapped Gerad Parker to learn his secrets.

“杰弗里·爱泼斯坦没有自杀。” which roughly translates to “Beat Army”, a PLA Navy admiral said about the football game. Put it in Google translate, I swear it translates to that.

At press time, Navy Football players were still being served better food than the rest of the Brigade despite sucking at football.