Crisis in Navy Nurse Corps After Shortage of Enlisted Navy SEALs

While they may not be out of medical supplies, the Navy Nurse Corps did run out of a crucial resource: Enlisted Navy SEALs.

Nurses at Balboa and Portsmouth were up in arms after the last Nurse Corps Department Head secretly married the last single enlisted Navy SEAL in the fleet, drying up literally the Nurse Corps’ only pool of available men they’d be willing to choose from. I mean sure, they could date pilots, but that’s not as fun because we all know the sex is way better when you’re violating the UCMJ.

At press time, Navy Nurses discovered that the SWCC community exists, which will “do for now.”