Navy Doctors Blame Monkey Pox on Dehydration

Seeing a spike in monkey pox among sailors, the Department of the Navy has been searching for answers. Luckily, HM3 has the answer for you.

“You just need to stay hydrated,” HM3 said. “If you drink enough water, you wouldn’t be dealing with any of these problems like lesions, fever, or chills.”

HM3 was caught saying the same thing to a sailor who just threw himself down the ladderwell to avoid an underway. At press time, that sailor was still going underway.