New DoD Budget Includes Funding for Every Unit Except Yours

As the Senate approved a 9% increase in the Defense Department’s budget, units across the military rejoiced. Finally, some extra funding for everything that’s been ridden hard and stored wet.

That is, every unit except yours. While you were hoping to stop buying your own paper, toner, and SM-6s, that’s just going to have to wait until next year. Somehow, miraculously, your unit is the only one that didn’t make the cut.

Crazy thing is, your buddy from boot camp also said the same thing.