Navy Officer Makes History by Getting 62nd STD in One Baseball Season

LTJG (unqualified) Erin Giage is the new STD king — and it’s still just his first tour.

The San Diego junior officer made history Wednesday, getting his 62nd STD of the season in a toilet stall at PetCo Park during a doubleheader to break his grandfather’s 3rd Fleet record set in 1969.

He achieved this feat with Susie Noptions, his roommate’s girlfriend’s recently divorced older sister, who led him on all night until she finally let him get to second base. She was in town filling out her failure-to-adapt paperwork.

At press-time, LTJG Giage was seen swiping furiously on Bumble looking for his 63rd.