JO Can’t Decide Which Beer Shirt to Wear on Liberty

Life is full of challenges, especially for a young junior officer. Those challenges are especially evident during a port call when he has to decide between his three beer shirts to wear.

“Man, I wore the PBR shirt last time, but it’s the only one that’s not stained.” Truly, nothing at the Academy or OCS could’ve prepared him for this He went with the Coors Light shirt.

At press time, three other DIVOs were also wearing Coors Light shirts.

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