SWO Makes Mistake of Being Honest with Woman on a First Date

After finally getting a match to reply to him on OKCupid (and no other dating apps), an LTJG 1160 decides to be brave and is honest with a woman on a first date.

Wow, what an idiot. Imagine how “I wear a janitor’s outfit and call a 5’2” angry fat man ‘sir’” must sound to a socially adjusted twenty-something woman?

“Every morning, we get together in a circle and talk about absolutely nothing. Then I repeat that nothing back to 15 sailors that are standing very still.” Without like three hours of context (time you don’t have), that makes no sense to the average person.

Next time, just stick with “I’m a marine biologist” or a “water space manager”. You can always clarify it later.