DIVO Fakes Suicide and Everyone Believes Him

All it took was a totaled motorcycle, a tree, and a suicide note. They didn’t even look for a body because the command assumed one of the junior officers would kill himself eventually.

“With the amount of suicide jokes he made, it was only a matter of time.” .

At the press time, the DIVO who fooled everyone was waking up with the Sun on his face and had never been happier. “Idiots” He thought.