Kanye West Runs for Chairman of Joint Chiefs of Staff

In a totally unprecedented move, Kanye West has announced his candidacy for Chairmen of the Joint Chiefs of Staff. He promised to bring a new voice and vigor to the office.

“Motherfucker, I’m here to make the Joint Chiefs great again,” said the famous artist, after he let Taylor Swift finish her first country song since the Bush Administration.

At press time, XO was heard saying “don’t let me get in my zone, don’t let me get in my zone” with his cover on backwards before zones inspection.