You Go Home for Holidays and Realize Everyone is Perfectly Happy Without You

Written By The Piggieback

No YouTube-reunion here. You go home to butt-fuck Nebraska for the first time since graduation, and that was before the Wuhan Flu Fiasco. Now you’re home and absolutely no one gives a shit.

Sure, your mom picked you up at the airport and your step dad took you out for a beer, but no one is really phased that you’re back. Even your high school sweet heart got married. After more than three years, people move on. And no one really cares that you’re “serving your country. Maybe you should’ve called more often.

Time to go back to the ship where the only person that cares if you show up is your divorced department head.

The Piggieback
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