Navy Undercover Boss Filming Goes Awry After Admiral Gets Sexually Assaulted

What started off as content for Navy HR’s Instagram page has turned into a fleet-wide scandal. Vice Admiral Hedetcuming went undercover onboard USS Cumsock (LSD 45) for recruiting content. Admiral Hedetcuming (M), checked onboard as brand new MMFN Halpmi (F). He even wore a wig as part of his disguise.

Unfortunately, “Halpmi”, got a little more attention than “she” expected. Immediately after checking in, nearly every male sailor (and one female) in he department insisted he or she be the one train her. Eventually, a “mentorship session” turned into a senior sailor trying to force himself on the admiral in disguise. That’s when Halpmi took her wig off and became Admiral Hedetcuming again.

A SAPR report was filed, an investigation found the command negligent, and everyone was allowed to retire with their current rank and benefits.

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