Battleship Sequel Just a Ship In Dry Dock Set On Fire By Disgruntled Sailors

In a new made-for-TV reality film based on a true story (it’s literally just cameras following sailors around), you won’t have to wait in suspense for a minute! Watch as young men who were promised lives of career opportunity, emotional fulfillment, and sexual satisfaction live on floating factories with no opportunity for advancement, chronic depression, and near-celibacy.

See life in the post-Bonhomme Richard Navy. In response to losing a multi-billion ship due to a disgruntled sailor, the Navy decided to make even more disgruntled sailors with unrealistic duty section policies, excessive safety oversight, and even worse living conditions.