Asshole Won’t Stop Farting in Formation

It’s pouring rain outside so the command decides to do the all hands call in the hangar bay. Same old bullshit. Some YNs get NAMs for writing other people’s NAMS.  You get lectured about not sleeping with each other, and then suddenly, the smell hits you.

You pray to God its just momentary. Maybe just a bad waft? But no, the smell gets stronger and stronger. A terrible combination of shitty galley egg noodles and Red Bull.

Some asshole will not stop ripping ass next to you. And there’s nothing you can do about it because you’re legally obligated to stand at attention until told otherwise. Your grandfather liberated Nazi Germany with Audie Murphy. You’re standing in formation with someone who uses a smith machine and made-in-China protein powder.