Elon Musk Bans 7th Fleet PAO From Twitter

In a surprising reversal of Elon Musk’s general policy to unlock banned accounts, the tech-billionaire just banned 7th Fleet’s official Twitter page.

“I just couldn’t fucking take it,” he said. “If I had to read one more tweet about how Ronald Reagan is the Navy’s only forward-deployed aircraft carrier, I was going to rip out my hair implants.”

At press time, USS Blue Ridge still has scaffolding on it and no one actually knows what to do with her in a post-COVID Navy.