Tom Brady Shits on MLB Players for “Deploying” to Kuwait

Inter-service rivalries are alive and well among the professional athletics league in the Inited states. On Friday evening after a divorce hearing, NFL superstar Tom Brady shat on MLB Players for deploying to Kuwait.

“I used to go to New Jersey once a year to play Mark Sanchez, and these fruity baseball players complain about a deployment to Kuwait?,” Brady said to Stars and Stripes. “First of all, Germany isn’t a real deployment.”

No word on yet if you still qualify for the GWOT. You don’t deserve another ribbon anyway.