Thanksgiving Turkey Busted Down to Thanksgiving Chicken at NJP

Don’t drink and fly, kids. Thanksgiving Turkey got busted down to a Thanksgiving Chicken. After smashing through a breathalyzer check point in Norfolk, base police chased down the drunken bird in haste. When they caught him, he reeked of whiskey.

CO had him sent up to mast by the end of the day. Thanksgiving Turkey had just made Christmas Ham too, but hadn’t been pinned yet. Now he got busted down to a chicken, and no one really wants the chicken on Thanksgiving.

The now Thanksgiving Chicken also lost a half month’s feed for one month a has extra clucking duties for two months, one month suspended.