Woman Suffers Neck Injury After Nodding for Two Hours Straight During Date with Pilot

Dates can be awkward, but someone has to keep the conversation going - thankfully pilots are always happy to answer the call. On a date with just the second woman he’s matched with on Hinge in three months, LT Dick Pilate made sure there wasn’t a single second of awkward silence by continuously telling stories related to his occupation as a flyboy.

Unfortunately for Sarah, a fitness club instructor, all she could do was nod along to his “oh, you had to be there” and “it’s a pilot thing” comments. Ever the warrior, Sarah suffered an injury in her C3 after politely nodding along excessively for two hours.

At press time, Sarah was walking around with a neck brace, and LT Dick Pilate was seen upgrading to the paid version of Hinge.