"Crew, this is your

captain

speaking. I really want to

thank you for all of your good

work over the last seven

months. Because you have done

so well, our deployment is

going to be extended another

three months."

Guess what isn

't getting

extended? Your failing

marriage! Yup, apparently an

extra three months was much too

long for a woman who claimed

"until death do us part." I

hope DHRB was worth it and you

can come to terms with a

stranger raising your three

children for the rest of your

life.