Deployment Is Extended but Not Your Relationship Isn’t

“Crew, this is your captain speaking. I really want to thank you for all of your good work over the last seven months. Because you have done so well, our deployment is going to be extended another three months.”

Guess what isn’t getting extended? Your failing marriage! Yup, apparently an extra three months was much too long for a woman who claimed “until death do us part.” I hope DHRB was worth it and you can come to terms with a stranger raising your three children for the rest of your life.