Russian Army Forced to Retreat After Government Travel Cards Expire

Should’ve listened to admin! Things have gone from bad to worse for Putin after his forces were required to retreat after their Government Travel Credit Cards Expired.

“Every Russian soldier needs a GTCC to travel,” General Kalashnikova reported from the Kremlin. Meanwhile, Putin was frantically searching for his last week. He had a visit planned to Iran, but without out of country leave approved and a missing GTCC, the odds aren’t looking good for him.