REPORT: Gisele Gained 69 Pounds During Tom Brady’s Last Deployment

Not even Tom Brady can escape the curse of the dependapotamus. Reports have surfaced that over the course Tom Brady’s last deployment in Tampa Bay, supermodel Gisele Bündchen gained 69 pounds.

That wasn’t the only surprise Brady had when he got back. He also came back to his bank accounts fully drained, his car sold, and his dog returned to the shelter.

In her defense, Gisele did find hundreds of dollars worth of OnlyFans charges on his credit card.