Single Ensign Undecided Which Shitty Bar to Base Personality Around

It’s the most difficult decision ENS Celly Bit has made since he had to pick between two different styles of boat shoes at the San Diego NEX - he’ll have to decide which bar to base his personality around.

At press time, ENS Bit was seen walking out of the NEX Package Store with a handle of Jameson and those crappy little red solo shot cups.