Department Head Thinks Female Ensign Fake Laughing at His Jokes is Sexual Consent

“Hahahah sir, you’re so funny!” The nervous 23-year-old ensign responded to her 36-year-old department head.

“You’re not like the other ensigns, you’re so much more mature. You know how to take a joke and interact with us department heads. Keep it up and I’m sure your FITREP will reflect that,” Said LCDR Joe Blivius, who was obviously thinking about what the she looked like naked.

At press time, LCDR Blivius was married with two daughters.