7th Fleet Gives China “Just the Tip” of the Spear

Written By The Piggieback

“Please China, I know they’re your islands, and I will always respect your beautiful islands, but please just let me put just the tip of my spear in,” US Navy Warship 69 said to PLA Warship 69 last night.

“Oh my God, stop, you’re so bad!” PLA warship said to US Navy Warship, clearly wanting them to go deeper in their territorial waters.

At press time, neither side was willing to pull out.

The Piggieback
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