Dirtbag Makes Rank and You Don’t

What horse shit. You bust your ass of every day and guess who makes rank? Not you! You’re practically the only person at your command that didn’t get promoted and you work SO much harder than everyone else.

Life is just extremely unfair, to you specifically. It’s fair to everyone else. You TOTALLY deserved it. Now that asshole in your division technically outranks you and, by punishment of military law, you have to follow all legal orders from them. Man fuck this. Should’ve gone to college.

At press time, aforementioned dirtbag was seen leaving work before everyone else.