Nut Allergy Disqualifies MIDN 2/C Rudolph From Naval Aviation

Written By The Piggieback

Code Red Nose! Code Red Nose! MIDN 2/C Rudolph, of North Pole, The Arctic, is passed the fuck out on the floor of Walter Reed Hospital after eating 69 walnuts. He failed the nut challenge, and his ass is going SWO.

“I fucking knew he was allergic,” one of the nurses said as they administered him his second Epipen. “Sorry dude, but no gives a fuck that you went to Annapolis to be a pilot.”

At press time, Rudolph was waking up in the hospital looking at all the different LCSs out of Mayport he could pick for his first ship. Can you believe this larp actually thought he was going to go jets?

The Piggieback
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